Stupid Stole Knives and Stabbed Himself

"GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say."msnbc
hahahahhahahahaha...i cant breath...icant breath...whew... I died a little inside when I read this. What a dummy.