Friday, December 14, 2007

Great Debaters Preimere Pics

If I sent Oprah a letter asking her to adopt me, and she sent it back...should I take that as a hint??? Anyway she was there...Dolly Pardon's hair and all.

My favorite gay producer was there. I ♥ Tyler Perry.



What's her face looked really pretty...





Thursday, December 13, 2007

Where's Me Gold?



What in Sam Hill?????? Look up in the sky its a bird...its a plane...nope its just a leprechaun.
Whaaaaattttt????

Where's my Money



This is dedicated to anyone who owes me money. I was hoping that it wouldn't have to come to this but...

Family Guy Soulja Boy



I know Im late with this but so what, Im going to post it anyway. Dont you just love Kool-Aid.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dont U Hate When...?

Dont you hate when you ask somebody "What is your name?" and they look at you and say "Who me?"

Dont you hate when you take medicine for a headache and you end up with diarrhea...so you take medicine for the diarrhea and end up with a headache?

Dont you hate when you have 5 minutes left of the workday and your boss decides that now is a good time to pile work on your desk that they were holding onto the whole day?

Dont you hate when your walking down the aisle in a department store and a stench hits your nose and you realize that whoever was just in this aisle farted? (It was me)

Dont you hate when...You havent seen a movie and someone keeps on telling you about it even though you have told them that you are going to see it and to stop talking about it?

Dont you hate when... You wear something cute one day and dont see anyone but when you look homely that's when Mr Fine comes around?

Dont you hate when... You wake up too early hit the snooze button only to wake up late and rush to work with one sock on, mixed-matched shoes, stank breath, and rollers in your hair?

Dont you hate when... Your A.D.D kicks in and you miss something really important?

Dont you hate when... Someone asks you the same question over and over again?

-----Kroeger

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Workers at Panera Bread...



Who made a funny????
I'll try to keep this short. I was in line waiting to receive my Turkey Bacon Bravo when the gentleman behind the stand called out a order "82529". So this little old lady shuffles up to the gentleman while saying "that's me". The guy then looks around grabs the mic and says "82529" over the loud speaker. Meanwhile the lady cant see him and he cant see her because the table is soooo high. "Thats me" the lady says over and over again. The guy then grabs the mic again and says "82529" a little louder with irritation all in his voice. Finally he looks down and see's the old lady. But what happens next hurts my insides because I laugh so hard. He grabs the mic...while looking at her...and says "82529." As if to say this is not your order lady. I think I died a little that day.
I know I know...you probably want to know why in the world would I not offer my assistance. Well...because...I needed the laugh.
---kroeger
(See Has2BFunE...you always complain about my long post...so there take that)