Random Pics of Paris Hilton

I'm just saying...

I'm so pissed she has the same phone as me...cept I don't have the diamonds

Kimora's all about the kids!!!

I'm proud of Kimora yall! She took some time out of her day to visit St. Vincent's pediatric unit in NewYork City!...Along with her two girls Aoki and Ming Lee

More pics from Kee-lolo in Vibe

I like her hair, I think the color looks fabulous on her

What the hell is going on in Austrailia???

Is this llegal??? A couple in Australia get married in the nude...if this is llegal I'm not happy about it!

There's two things I want you to take notice to...his nasty gut, and his flabby ass! *vomits*

You Aint that Sexy

A friend of mine has been dating this guy for the past year or so and me and the other girls finally got a chance to meet him yesterday. Her reasoning's were that she didnt want anyone to know about him until she was "sure." Which meant that she wanted him all to herself because when he got out the car all of us looked at him with lust in our eyes and drool hanging from our lips.
All 6 foot 3 inches, deep Barry White voice, clothes fitting just right, chiseled features, mahogany tone...well you get the picture the man is gorgeous. He greets each of us personally. I cant wait for my turn. I am hating on my friend right now. But something peeks my interest as he gets closer to me. There is a pungent smell in the air that wasnt there before. Im sniffing the air like a hound dog trying to figure out where it is coming from. I start to panic because I dont know if it is me or not. So I do a little shuffle smelling my breath, arm pitts and other body parts discretely. Its not me...thank you zest for keeping me zestfully clean. I then rock from side to side conspicuously smelling each friend on the side of me. Its not them. What the heck is that smell????? As this Adonis gets closer so does the smell. My nose is now starting to burn and my eyes are watering as if Im having an allergic reaction. When he comes to stand in front of me to speak I realize that it is him and the fascination disappears.
Now if you remember Militant Midget from an earlier post then you know that she cant hold water better yet her tongue. So when he gets to her she kindly lets him know that he smells as if he stepped in dog "poop." (I put poop in there because Im trying to stop cussing) I quickly turn to my friend who bought this stinky man around us and notice that she is trying hard not to punch Militant in her face. I want so bad to ask her how in the world could she drive 30 minutes to this restaurant with a man smelling like that?
After the couple left our presence and after a couple of drinks we all came up with a way to rescue our friend from "The Smells from Crypt"

--kroeger

Chingy's "Fly Like Me" video feat. Amerie

Robin Thicke and Rihanna in GQ magazine

I'm a be honest...these photo's look a little low budget to me

Do the Running Man

A Naked man was running on I-95 last night in Chester, Pennsylvania and caused three accidents. I dont know if it was because they were trying to avoid his naked behind or see if he was packing. Probably the latter.

J Holiday - Suffocate Music Video

Venus launches her clothing line

Mamma was there...now we officially see where she gets her boyish good looks from

Star Jones was there

I don't care what anyone says I still think their tranny's

American Music Awards

Which one is pretty ricky??????

Look at youuuuuuuuuuu...all dressed up

Is Lenny a alien? He hasnt aged since 1994.

Well just call him suicidal

Uhhhhhhhhhhh....who are they?

All of the Pussycat Dolls were present. All of them are in this picture.

Where is Achy Breaky?

Is that a hearing aid?

Fergie looks drunk. You got me trippin, stumbling, slippin, clumbsy cause Im falling...

Why was Amorosa (how ever you spell her name) there?

You Missed Out

If you are a pimp and you would like to promote your "escort" services please have cash, no checks or money orders, and contact the Orlando Weekly in Florida for a spot in the newspaper. Ooops never mind. Scratch that. If you havent taken up on this offer before the 16th of November then you have missed out. The ones promoting such services in the newspaper have been arrested and detained on prostitution charges. Oh well, maybe next time. I'll keep you posted.