Gasolina

I thought that I was slick. I was riding around with my tank on z because I tried to wait it out. I thought that the gas prices would go down in a couple of days but boy was I wrong. So this morning I paid $37.05 for my 4 cylinders while I slowly died inside.
If anyone is selling a 10 speed women's bicycle let me know.

Sallie Mae Your Pissing Me Off

Okay..okay I know I owe you money. I get it okay. Right now Im going through some difficult times buying shoes and other accessories and you keep having your flunkies call my phone every five minutes. I'll get your money when I get it. Gosh. And stop adding hidden fees to my bill. How in the world did the bill go from $11,000 to $13,000 in two months. You are worst than the credit card companies.
(Sighs)...I feel better now.

King Kong aint got nothing on Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere goes hard. She is wanted by the Japanese authorites for a violent confrontation with Japanese fishermen recently while protesting to save hundreds of dolphins from slaughter.
When she found out about her warrant for arrest she said "I guess they could come here [America] and get us, but probably not."
OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... now because she said that they are going to come and get her. You dont mess with the Japanese honey. Havent you seen ninja warrior?

Tila Tequila you are not worth it

This ish tripped me out...I don't know if any of you watch a shot at love with Tila Tequila, but one of the recent challenges was them to eat some animals penis and balls. Now if I were on the show this is how it would have went:

Tila: You guys have to eat animal Penis and balls!

Me: Tila go kill yourself...I ain't eating that ish...you eat it!!!

*The End*

Gabriel Union, Sanaa Lathan, and Nia Long cover Essence

Militant Midget and Drill Sargent...I love my friends

I have two girlfriends that I cant take anywhere. I call them Militant Midget and Drill Sargent because they love confrontation. I have to make sure that I have my boxing gloves, tennis shoes, and Vaseline on hand when I go out with them.
Well this past Sunday a group of about 8 of us went to see Why Did I Get Married. Half of us already saw the movie but went to support the rest of us that didnt. Well, while waiting in line for our tickets militant midget starts talking about this girl in front of us. Mind you she cant whisper worth a darn. The girl in front of us had this jacked up weave in her head where you could see where her hair and the weave separate.
The girl turns around and looks at me to ask me "whatever you just said say it to my face."
Dag on that girl.
I just looked at the girl in her eyes with my serious face until she turned back around while sucking her teeth. Im just glad Drill Sargent didnt arrive yet or it would have been on.
Now Drill Sargent loves to give commands. When she and Militant are together disaster will strike.
We got all the way through the movie without further incident until we got to the restaurant.
We were all seated when Militant noticed that there was a used napkin on the table. Without using her inside voice she yells "eeeeewwwwww...." Drill Sargent looks in her direction and all H... E... double breaks loose.
Drill Sargent jumps up out of her seat and storms off in the direction of management. That's when I decide to go to the restroom to act like Im not with them. I come back and realize that we were moved to a different section. My friends tell me that our meals will be free and for some strange reason I am cool with it.
"Where Is my napkin?" Militant Midget later asks.

---kroeger

Alicia Keys new video

Why You Mad At ME???

This morning Im on the beltway and Im in the "slow-lane" because my exit is coming up. Through my peripheral vision I see a car merging onto the beltway. I look behind me and notice that there is no one behind me. Being the kind person that Iam I speed up a little so that the person can have some room. A spilt second later I notice that the person is doing the same speed that I am and the merge lane for them is ending. So I speed up a little more and wouldnt you know they speed up a little more too. Now I am tailgating and there is still room behind me. So I finally give up and move to the next lane speed and when the person merges into the lane that I just vacated. I look over so that I can give the person a mean face ( the one I practice in the mirror) and notice that it was a old lady. The old lady looked and me as if to say " yeah, I did it." I turned my head and sped up because in my mind I forgave her. Then I realized that I missed my exit and I recanted my forgiveness because now Im going to be late for work. Stupid lady

A baby shower full of drags!

Seriously Christina had a carnival style baby shower with plenty of drag queens...

Gwenda came bearing gifts

Weezy covers XXL

I'm suprised his butt buddy Baby wasn't on the cover with him

Sweet sweet Paris

I'm just saying...

Spring Cleaning

No I dont mean the cleansing of the mind, soul, and spirit. Nor do I mean removing obstacles of life or persons who donot benefit me. I mean literal spring cleaning. Well its actually Fall cleaning but whatever.
I went with my mother and siblings over to my grandmothers house to help with spring cleaning. My other family members were there also. We only came because my grandmother has reached a point in her life where we cant keep our "stuff" in her house anymore. I mean why cant we? She is so selfish. tsk. So we all split up. Half go to the basement and the other half go to the attic.
While in the attic I came across some of old toys and went back down memory lane. I begin opening boxes which I know is a big no-no when trying to clean stuff up. I came across my G.I Joe figurines(tomboy from the heart), some transformers, chutes and latter game, battleship, a couple of barbie dolls with either the head or hair missing, lite bright, simon says, my skip it (which I played with right there in the attic and got a stern talking to), and my dear sweet teddy ruspin (Teddy Ruxpin). Ahhhh how i used to play with teddy all day. I used to put NWA, Heavy D, Terrance Trent D'arby, Soul 2 Soul and Simpley Red in the tape deck and watch him mouth the words while laughing. Good times...good times. So needless to say I put everything back in the boxes and moved it to the other side of the room.
Everyone left my grandmothers house with one thing in their hands. So they did the same thing I did and "rearranged" their stuff.
I left with my teddy ruspin.
----kroeger

I Still Will video-50 Cent

Me, Myself and A.D.D.

Okay... sighs...I went on an interview Friday and for some reason I was calm. I wasnt even nervous like I usually be. When I first entered the establishment there was a greeting desk with about 5 people behind the counter. Since there was no one in the line I decided to walk up to the desk on my own. When all of a sudden the security officer came up to me and said "ma'am can you please stand behind the roped line." I looked at the security officer as if to say " are you kidding me?" So I went through the maze of rope to stand behind the imaginary line while the customer service reps watched me. When I got to the desk they asked for ID. I gave them my drivers license and they gave me a pass to go to the fourth floor. When I got to the panel of interviewers my ADD(attention deficit disorder) kicked in real bad especially when they started asking me questions that I knew that I didnt have a already memorized answer for. What happened to "where do you see yourself in 5 years" or "what type of skills do you have that will help further this company?"
They asked questions like "How would you represent this company outside of the work place?" Now this question took me a good 5 minutes to think about. Im thinking "how can I answer this question knowing dag on well I talk about my current job like I have already quit." Then I started thinking about what I was going to eat later on and what movie I was going to see this weekend. Needless to say the interview went down hill from there. So to the interviewers "I didnot want the job anyway" yes I did
Now take that.

---kroeger

Eve's 29th Birthday pics!!!

Lauren beats talks to Heidi

Lauren should just puch Heidi in her face and get it over with. If you have been following The Hills, like I have, then you will know what I am talking about. But if you havent then it sucks to be you. But in summary it is a real life scripted soap opera about rich white people who have nothing better to do than cause drama to each others lives. Yaaay MTV.

---kroeger

On A Serious Note....Donda West

Kanye West's Mother Dies at Age 58, Donda West, mother of Kanye West and former chairwoman of Chicago State University's English department.

When I read this I couldnt believe it. I was like "Kanye is going to take this hard." Because I know that I am very close to my mom's and to lose her would be a devastation.

---kreoger