
When you first found out that Vin Diesel couldn’t act?
The first movie that I actually seen with Vin Diesel in it was “Triple X” and I couldn’t watch it all the way through because it sucked so badly. And don’t get me started on “The Fast and The Furious”…yikes.

When you realized some white people are crazy?
Roseanne, Brittney Spears, Marilyn Manson, Paris Hilton, my neighbors…need I say more.

When you realized all black people can’t dance?
I was at a wedding and what I saw on the dance floor made me want to call Vanilla Ice and ask him to come help this person out because it was bad y’all…I’m scarred for life from what I saw. The person should have just stayed with two stepping …left and right is your comfort zone.

When the easy bake oven came out?
I wasn’t around for the first one in the 60’s but the 80’s version was a beast. This is when I found out what crap with icing on top taste like.

When Def Comedy Jam first came on cable?
I was right there in front of the TV because that was when everybody was funny. Like Jamie Foxx, Steve Harvey, Bernie Mac, Joe/Guy Torrey, Martin Lawrence, Bill Bellamy, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker and Kevin Hart just to name a few. All these fools were actually funny back in the day.

When SWV broke-up?
I was in my room crying because I actually liked this group and it wasn’t fair because their break-up made room for other girl groups that sucked. *like 3LW…shudders*
I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak I lose all control and something…

When the First Tickle Me Elmo came out and people were rioting in Wal-Mart’s across the world?
I remember I was at home because I would rather see it on TV rather than be involved in beating someone down.