Friday, October 26, 2007

Foxy is so HOOOOOOD


They gave (Inga) Foxy Brown 76 days of solitary confinement on October 16th for tussling with an inmate at Rikers Island, where she's currently serving a year for probation violation. Somebody better recognize who she is up in that piece. Rah..Rah.

Hmmph...Figures


Kelly Rowland's tour maybe cancelled due to low ticket sales. Need I say more?

Akon and concerts dont mix


A free concert featuring Akon at Emory University in Atlanta was cancelled last night. No, not because he was playing with little girls and missed the concert. Before the concert began the stage collapsed during construction. I think they did it on purpose cause Akon didnt want to do a free concert in the first place.

Jump...Jump...Jump to it


Jonny Fairplay threw Danny Bonaduce over his head at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on October 2nd.

I am always missing something. I didnt even know this happened. I guess since they are has beens no one really cares. Jonny Fairplay Sues Danny Bonaduce for throwing him over his head. Fairplay landed face-first on the stage and lost several teeth. But what was crazy is that no one called an ambulance. No One. How in the world do you just sit there and go "oh, he is bleeding" and then resume what you were doing? Leap Frog gone wrong

I aint hit no body


“I got into an argument, I am a human being. I am going to get into an argument,” Diddy told Access Hollywood. I am making no denial about that, but I did not punch anybody.” Diddy might not have punched him in the face with his hand per say but, his breath packs a wollup that could be mistaken for a fist. See how DJ Red Alert is trying to hold his breath to keep from smelling (Doody's) Diddy's hot-stank.

Where did all these people come from?


Why is it that what every time I get in my car to drive somewhere there are 50/11 people also outside?
I worked late the other night until about 3 in the morning. Hoping to be the only one on I-95 I put my car on cruise control. Wrong move. Out of nowhere cars appeared in front of and behind me. And the cars that were in front of me were naturally doing 2mph. So I had to come up off my cruise control. What in the world? I gotta deal with traffic in the morning then I got to deal with you fools at night too? ARRGH!!!!

Omarosa is baaaaaaaaack


Omarosa was given her own show which will be the celebrity edition of The Apprentice. Wrong move. Who can truly say that they are going to watch this? I know I wont because I simply dont like her. Period. Dot. Dot. Dot. Period.

4 Women personal Opinion


Elisabeth Hasselbeck is out on maternity leave and Jessica Simpson has volunteered to take her place.
Oh...Heck...No. That is why I donot watch "The View" now. They let anyone host. Who will be the next female to host? Richard Simmons?

This Bites


Brittney out with her court appointed parenting monitor. Brity-Brit looks like she is trying to keep her cool because, lets be real, this lady looks annoying.

Amy (Drughouse) Winehouse


Struggling with depression: Amy Winehouse says she is lucky to have her husband and music as an outlet for her inner turmoil
Amy confesses: "I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life, brought me into the hospital.
"Often I don't know what I do. Then the next day the memory returns. And then I am engulfed in shame." Art imitates life.
She should have said "Yes,Yes, Yes" when they tried to make her go to rehab.

Indenial


Husband number 8(Marc Anthony), Diddy, and your moms have confirmed it. Just admit that you are pregnant Jen-Jen and we will leave you alone. Well, maybe not until after we see (who) what the baby looks like.

Baby Fat


Beth Ryder cuddles her newborn (10lb bowling balls) twins who weigh almost 19lb between them, in Britain.
That is too much weight to be carrying around. I know she got carpal tunnel in her back.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

VH1 and BET go head to head


VH1 and BET go head to head with a whole bunch of award shows that center on Hip Hop. VH1 Soul Presents: Vibe Awards Special will be aired on VH1 November 14 2007. It will be hosted by the former Pit Bull in a skirt, EVE. I dont like her anymore. Maybe it is because she is too Hollywood now and her lyrics are bubblegum pop. Remember "Love is Blind?" That used to be my joint. Or "Let me Blow your mind" with Gwen Stefani? Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop-Boooooop...Booooooop.
See how my A.D.D kicks in and I get off of topic.

I♥Idris Elba

This a veryyyyy sexyyyyyyyyyyyy man♥ Many of you know him as "stringer" from The Wire or from Tyler Perry's movie Daddy's Little Girl. He did an article in Essence recently....and I just had to post a peice of it! See below



"What if I told you that it was possible to have a gangster, an intellectual and a drop-dead gorgeous brother fast-tracking in his career, all in one? No, really. Hello, Idris Elba, the 35-year-old Brit who’s making a splash in two films this month: American Gangster, opposite Denzel Washington, and the feel-good holiday drama This Christmas with Regina King and singer Chris Brown.

Although the former British soap star has been acting since “secondary school” (high school to you), only now is he seeing the plethora of scripts he had always imagined he would—thanks in part to a role he’s pretty much promised himself he’s never talking about again. Right, as if Black folks—even several films later—could ever forget Russell “Stringer” Bell from HBO’s The Wire.

“Honestly, one of the reasons I was very accepting of the fact that that character was going to die was because I didn’t want to have to live with it forever,” he says, emphasizing “that character” like Bill Clinton emphasized “that woman” when referring to Monica Lewinsky.

While thuggish (and thug-wannabe) types seriously identified with Stringer Bell, one has to wonder if they would find themselves at all in the true Elba—the only child of proud Ghanaian and Sierra Leonian parents, the passionate father of a 4-year-old girl, the son of a union man, and the once self-proclaimed acting nerd some silly girls actually dismissed for being too dark(!).

When he talks about himself and his dream for his career, there is no pretense. “It’s wonderful to have the exposure and to be singled out as being talented or whatever makes a ‘movie star,’ ” Elba declares. “But truly, the art of acting is what I’m in love with. You know, that’s all it is for me.” "

Source:Essencemagazine.com

College Hill anyone???

I use to ♥College Hill...but now...just No No No

Tyrese, Tank, & Ginuwine (TGT)" The Shirt's Off Tour!”


Where have I been. I just heard about them being a group. I definitely wont be going to this show. If I want to see men taking their clothes off Ill just go to the strip joint where I'll lose the maximum of $15 in ones. Cause Im cheap like that ...Huuwahhh.

Parenting Classes


One is a druggie and the other is a Alchie put it all together and you have Britney and Kevin. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had their first court-ordered Parenting Without Conflict session Wednesday at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I hope this helps for the sake of those kids. Cause both their parents are messed up.

Its Me Snitches


On Jay Leno's Tonight Show she made a comment about Jewish people that was blanked out when aired to the public. But leave it to an audience member to tell what really happened. "She introduced the first photo by saying, 'Here's where I look like my Jewish cousin.' It was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose," said one audience member. "No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, 'I'm glad you said that and not me.'" Halle... Halle... Halle why did you go and say something like that?
I wonder how much this audience member was paid to leak this information. Hmmmmm...

Mariah Carey: I know Im Late


was sitting home relaxing minding my own business while watching television when I came across BET 106 & Park. Now I usually dont watch this show because it gets annoying after about 10 minutes because they keep cutting the videos off and going to commercials. I saw (Barney) Mariah Carey on 106 & Park presenting her new fragrance (smells like butt) M. I didnt know that this show was so funny until her button popped off and when she couldnt answer certain questions because her A.D.D kicked in I was on the floor rolling. AHHHH..there's nothing like seeing a celebrities human error that causes a pick-me-up.

Beauty and the Beast are Expecting


Damon Dash and wife Rachel Roy are expecting their second child. I hope she has strong gene's cause this dude is one ugly cuss.
Have you ever noticed that when he talks spittle gathers at the side of his mouth. ewwwwwww...

Monday, October 22, 2007

World Pollution caused by Diddy's mouth.

Before he had dental work he couldnt keep his mouth closed

After he had dental work he still cant keep his mouth closed.




Heidi Klum and Seal


Heidi is so wrong. She didnot have to dress up like like her husband for Halloween. That is messed up.

NoKey


Alicia no. NO...NO...NO.
This outfit doesnot work for you boo-boo.

Where in the world is 50 Cent????


After he lost the battle with Kanye he disappeared. Hmmm. Maybe he was telling the truth about not coming out with anymore CD's.
Yeaaaaaahhhhh

I'm just going out on limb here

Ummm just my own personal thoughts...for some odd reason I think their butt buddies.

Me and my tight pants


Me and my tight pants walking down the street skipping to the beat...la la la...la la la.
Tom Cruise needed a little airflow to his balls so he did this pose.

See through top with no bra


Uma Thurman at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks event



There are somethings in this world that I dont want to see and here are two of them...shudders

I am now a Kid Rock fan.


Kid Rock was arrested yesterday for fighting in an Atlanta Waffle House. After Kid put a dent in some heads at the MTV Awards show you would have thought that people would have learned to leave him alone. But, nawwwwww. Some dude had to come in and start some mess. And Kid and his entourage had to check him.
Yeaaaahhhhh Kid Rock.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

She got her visitation rights back

She was spotted driving around with her boys again!...Along with a court apponted monitor.

Eva Longoria models for BEBE Sport?

Cute


Even though these boots are clearly bigger than her, there real cute!

She's 893059053 months pregnant...and still denying it!

Come on now girly...you can't possibly think were buying that crap about you not being pregnant? *rolls eyes and buys J.Lo a parenthood book*


Family Fun Day

They all look adorable...



Owww Chingy!!!

Wow! Chingy cleans up pretty nice don't he???

Lala dead??

We know her as the female who was singing in Lyfe Jennings video S.E.X. I found this article on TMJ4 which is a Milwaukee news station.







"Well-known Milwaukee Musician; Producer Found Dead
Diane Znamierowski
Silvia Acevedo

MILWAUKEE - A familiar voice to Milwaukee R & B fans has been silenced. Twenty-one year old Yolanda "La La" Brown and her producer, 22-year-old JeTannue Clayborn, were found dead in their recording studio Friday night.

Milwaukee police say both were found in the Loud Enuff Productionz studio at 55th and Lisbon. Both had gunshot wounds and had been dead at least a day before being discovered. They were reportedly dating.

JeTannue's mother, Dina Chambers, describes him as energetic, with an eye toward making music his career. "He loved music. He loved people. He was very kind. They called him "Koo Laid" because every time you saw him, he was smiling."

Autopsies were scheduled on both Clayborn and Brown, but the results have not been released."

Interesting...

Well apparentley I was misinformed...fashion is clearly not about looking fabulous with a hince of creativity. It's about throwing on whatever and look a HOT certified mess!
Tyra...you trying to tell me when you woke up this morning you threw on this wig...and thought it was okay?

What the heck is this chick thinking??? This outfit makes me want to kill myself.

Where were you when…?


When you first found out that Vin Diesel couldn’t act?
The first movie that I actually seen with Vin Diesel in it was “Triple X” and I couldn’t watch it all the way through because it sucked so badly. And don’t get me started on “The Fast and The Furious”…yikes.


When you realized some white people are crazy?
Roseanne, Brittney Spears, Marilyn Manson, Paris Hilton, my neighbors…need I say more.



When you realized all black people can’t dance?
I was at a wedding and what I saw on the dance floor made me want to call Vanilla Ice and ask him to come help this person out because it was bad y’all…I’m scarred for life from what I saw. The person should have just stayed with two stepping …left and right is your comfort zone.


When the easy bake oven came out?
I wasn’t around for the first one in the 60’s but the 80’s version was a beast. This is when I found out what crap with icing on top taste like.



When Def Comedy Jam first came on cable?
I was right there in front of the TV because that was when everybody was funny. Like Jamie Foxx, Steve Harvey, Bernie Mac, Joe/Guy Torrey, Martin Lawrence, Bill Bellamy, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker and Kevin Hart just to name a few. All these fools were actually funny back in the day.


When SWV broke-up?
I was in my room crying because I actually liked this group and it wasn’t fair because their break-up made room for other girl groups that sucked. *like 3LW…shudders*
I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak I lose all control and something…


When the First Tickle Me Elmo came out and people were rioting in Wal-Mart’s across the world?
I remember I was at home because I would rather see it on TV rather than be involved in beating someone down.