She's sooo "hood" now!

I almost died watching this ish! This chick is sooo hood now here's "Shar j" in her original "Let it blow" she did pretty good though I must admit. It's just weird seeing the girl from "Moesha" rapping!



This ish is sooo funny.*falls out laughing to the point of puking* She is what I consider a "no talent ass clown"...whew! This girl sucks bad....but enjoy!

Family photo's

Quick question...is saying a baby is un-cute better than outright calling a baby ugly???...Sike. Your cute *gags* Suri...

Brandy's looking healthy

She looks alot better

Swarovski Fashion Rocks 2007

Swar-blah bah blah (that names way too long to keep typing) Fashion Rocks 2007 brought out many of the stars, here's some pics...
Whitney's looking alot better these days

His outfit makes me sweat...literally


This hoe was there...she looked nice though

Now Naomi...just because it's designer doesn't mean it's cute ok?...

Alicia you looked great girly!

Diddy had a lil sumfin sumfin

Diddy took a quick break from punching close friends in the mouth to launch his Sean John womens clothing line Friday night in NY

Cassie might have put on a few pounds you think?...Nah

Have you ever noticed in every picture Gotti has that same cheesy smile? Get wit it Gotti

Diddy's mother really needs to get it together...ew

American Gangster anyone???

The premiere for American Gangster was friday night in Harlem's famous Apollo Theatre! The movie officially comes out Nov. 2nd
Denzel and his lovely wife Lolita (her real names Pauletta, but I like Lolita better darn it!)

Justin Come Back

BYE BYE BYE

Lance Bass is in hopes of recording another N Sync album with Justin Timberlake. Bass explained to GQ magazine that he was disappointed when Timberlake decided to go solo and he would like for Timberlake to agree to make another album with the N Sync Band.
This guy must be on crack because Justin is too hot as a solo artist and going back to N Sync will take away his “street Cred.”
(Now, when you read “street-cred” do the flapping bunny ears with you fingers to do the quote unquote sign)
Now do it with me “Street…Cred.”

A True Hustler

In Lakeland, Florida a 70 year old man was arrested for siphoning 900 gallons of gas from an underground storage tank of two gas stations.
This dude is a true hustler from back in the day. Think about how much money he could have made off of what he siphoned. He could a charged a discounted rate and everybody and their momma would have been right there to pay him.

Hannah Montana anyone

I got two tickets to the show in Vegas and I can’t go. If you want them let me know.
Sike.
If you got excited by the first two sentences and you are over 30 years of age, please check into your local psychiatric ward.
I read that parents were actually paying $3,000 a ticket so that they could see the “Acky Breaky heart’s” daughter. While the Disney channel shows it for free. Some people never learn.

Brittey Brit Running people over again

Britney just stay in the house. Don’t even come out for a cup of coffee. Because every time you come out into the public someone gets hurt and I am sick of it. You are now officially on house arrest until you can get your act together young lady.
*Storms off and slams the door behind me*
Stupid Girl

You have got to be kidding me

I was at home flipping through the endless channels of nothingness when I came across Gucci Mane’s video “Freaky Girl”. Now I usually don’t watch videos cause they are all the same. But what caught my attention was when he asked “don’t you think I’m handsome?” What he said after that I cannot remember because I was too busy laughing and crying because he actually thinks highly of himself. *sighs* Ignorance brings tears to my eyes.

David Cop a Feel

David Copperfield’s attorney claims that David has never forced himself on anyone. That’s because he uses magic to seduce all his conquest. He hypnotizes their minds because he is clearly no longer sexy.

Ms.Mendes if your Nasty!

Naked must be the new black got damnit! Eva Mendes bares some skin in Maxim's November 2007 issue

Word is...

Ashanti's album "Dedaration" has been pushed back! To be honest I don't like Ashanti...and I imagine she only has 5 fans!

Amy...sweet sweet Amy

This Coke-Whore was recently arrested on drug charges according to people magazine! When are you going to learn Amy? When huh?


Here's the article:
Amy Winehouse was arrested Thursday in Norway for marijuana possession, police in Bergen confirm to PEOPLE.

Authorities, acting on a tip "from a good source," arrested the 24-year-old singer, husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a male member of her touring party at around 6 p.m. in Bergen's Radisson SAS Hotel, a police source tells PEOPLE. They found .25 ounces of marijuana in the singer's room.

The three were held for about 12 hours in separate cells, fined and then released.

Winehouse and Fielder-Civil paid a 500 euro ($714) fine, while the member of her touring party, Alexander Foden, who creates Amy's hairpieces, paid a 350 euro ($500) penalty.

"She paid the fine and she was released," a police source told PEOPLE. She and Fielder-Civil were "very cooperative. It's over."

The scandal-plagued singer was hospitalized Aug. 8 and treated for exhaustion, the start of a roller-coaster ride of canceled commitments and impassioned pleas from her parents and in-laws to stop taking drugs. All of her U.S. appearances have been postponed until 2008.

The arrest also comes after Winehouse had a shaky start to her European tour Oct. 15 in Berlin. The singer tripped and staggered as she walked on stage, then forgot the first few lines of a cover she performed of "Valerie," by British band The Zutons.

Source:Peoplemagazine.com

Neyo's 25th Birthday!

Neyo celebrated his 25th birthday last night at Tribeca Roof Top in Newyork City



Neyo celebrated his 25th birthday last night at Tribeca Roof Top in Newyork City

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Britney Spears cannot see her kids until she complies with a court order, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled.

Guerilla fighters Band

Ex-guerilla fighters Malian rock group Tinariwen.


One looks like Dj Paul from Three 6 Mafia.

No Spice

Victoria Secret will be selling the Spice Girls greatest hits album starting Nov. 13.
Womp Womp Womp. Something else to add to my "Do Not Buy " list.

Sidekick LX Launch Party!

Bow Wow's secret lover Omarion was there...sorry my own personal opinion

Bow Wow was show casing his sidekick (BTW sidekicks aren't that great...try a Blackberry curve)

He was there

Ricky Martin is a Walk of Famer?????

Why has Ricky Martin been inducted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame? He only had one song that I can remember. Livin La Vida Loca. Who's next? Soulja Boy?

A $100 million endorsement deal for Tiger Woods

A $100 million endorsement deal for Tiger Woods over a 5 year period. What has he done in past year? I cant recall hearing anything except for seeing him in all of Buick's Onstar commercials. Ever since he started breaking down his racial history I tuned him out. The drink is called Gatorade Tiger and will hit stores in March. Well, that is something else I will put on my things not to buy list. I will put it right above Jamie Kennedy's Kickin' It Old School.

Ugly People judge Others

Donald Trump told Larry King of the "Larry King Live Show" that Angelina Jolie and I quote "I'm not saying she's not an attractive woman, but she's not a great beauty by any stretch of the imagination." This show was aired Monday. Im trying to figure out who gave him the right to pass judgement on who is beautiful. Has he looked in the mirror lately? He looks like a gargoyle with a toupee.

Tax Evasion

California Franchise Tax Board airs out the dirty laundry of the persons who refuse to pay their taxes. They published this list so that these people will be embarrassed enough so that they would want to pay. But what they dont realize is that since they put this list out there they are definitely not getting paid now. That's like when bill collectors call ME with an attitude because MY credit is going to get messed up and I still dont pay. Then they will say " We are going to send your bill to a collections agency." So What. I cant pay you with money I dont have.
Whoops I got off topic.
The top two are Rapid-American(retailer) which owes $27 million and Pacific Gateway Properties(real estate company) which owes close to $14 million
Celebrities are also included: Dionne Warwick owes more than $2.5 million. Comedian Sinbad owes $2.1 million. And O.J. Simpson owes $1.4 million which they definitely will not get because he is going to jail.

Upcoming October Releases

You know I have to keep yall informed of what's happening and when...so here ya go

Cassidy's album "B.A.R.S" drops Oct.23rd (B.A.R.S...hmph how ironic)

Nelly's new album "Brass Knuckles" drops Oct.23rd

Now after her album "Moodring" I had given up on Mya but maybe I will regain my faith after her new album "Liberation" drops Oct.23rd

Birdman's album "5 Star Stunna" drops Oct.30th

I♥ Chris Brown! Not only can he sing...but homie can dance his booty off! Anyway his album "Exclusive" drops Oct.30th

British University Finds Swearing Can Benefit Employers and Employees

The study found regular use of profanity to express and reinforce solidarity among staff can enable them to express their feelings and develop social relationships. Baruch(professor of management at the the University of East Anglia's Norwich Business School) said their aim was to challenge leadership styles and suggest ideas for best practice.
"Employees use swearing on a continuous basis, but not necessarily in a negative, abusive manner," Baruch said. "Swearing was as a social phenomenon to reflect solidarity and enhance group cohesiveness, or as a psychological phenomenon to release stress."

Enough said. As long as no one cusses at me or I'll definitely express my feelings by going postal up in here...up in here.

Stupid Comcast!...Messed up right in the middle of the awards

My stupid comcast service had the nerve to cut out right in the gosh darn show...I was half asleep anyway but still!!! Enjoy these pics!



Toccara...um...nevermind

Mario looked cute

Keyshia why do you still show up???

The hottest couple alive!...

How *coughs* cute

Kanye didn't have a bitch-fit this time

These outfits look familar...wait that's right these are the same outfits from her birthday celebration. Well I guess when you haven't made a hit song in awhile your income is low...so you can't afford diffrent outfits.

Trina...is that you?

You know I really have to give this lil chick her credit...aside from making horrible songs, she consistently looks a mess!...I love her consistency

Steve Harvey Radio Show

I was on the beltway in heavy traffic this morning when all of my programmed stations went to commercials. I cant stand commercials so I begin scanning until I came across Steve Harvey's morning show. It wasnt clear but I could still make it out. And to tell you the truth I didnot find one joke funny. I mean what happened. Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer, and Bernie Mac all used to be funny then started making money and now they are has beens. I didnt mention DL Hughley because he was NEVER funny.

These are the guns found in T.I's house...

Allegedly these are the guns found in the King of the south's home sending him straight to jail! Don't drop the soap...or you'll get loose booty T.I (king of the south my A$$)

My Wife and Kids Makeover

Damon Wayans is supposed to be coming out with a new sitcom where he takes in his 19 year old stepson that he never knew after he becomes a widow. I cant truthfully say that I kept up with "My Wife and Kid's" until the reruns were aired and the show was canceled. I cant wait to see how the new show pans out when they start showing the reruns.

Half a Million gone

C-Murder (No limit 90's rapper better known as Master P's brother) might be going back to jail for good this time. He was released from jail on a half of million dollars bail after being accused of the shooting death of Steve Thomas, a 16-year-old who used fake ID to get into a New Orleans-area night club on January 12, 2002. He was released because the judge found that prosecutors withheld criminal background information on witnesses from the rapper's attorney.
Dang homey. In high school you was the man homey. I know that he was apart of No Limit records but I cannot remember one song that he was actually on that became a hit. *thinking with theme song from Jeopardy*...
Nope, I Still have nothing.

T.I vs T.I.P Indicted on Weapons Charges

T.I could face up to a maximum of 10 years in jail and a $250,000 fine for each of the counts he faces.
Now who will reign as King of the South?

Neyo's Midnight Breakfast&Hoetails...sorry Cocktails

Deelishis...you are really falling off! What's up with the new do!?!

Shay must have super-glued her clothes to her body wtf???

They look...bad...just bad

This hoe showed up...

Now that's classic.

The show CHEATERS kills me. Why come everybody who goes on this show is sooooo shocked when they find out that their significant other has been cheating? *yes I did say "why come"*
All the signs were there before you came on the show. For instance this one lady was on the show who had been married to this guy for 5 years and she said, and I quote, "I found a pair of womens underware
in the glove compartment of the truck and a photo." And she had the nerve to wanna cuss, scream,cry, and try to fight the husband and his mistress when she found out that he was cheating.
I really liked the one where the guy found out that his wife was cheating on him and when he found out who it was he went to confront the other guy and got punched in his face. Now that's classic.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!~

How dare they make me work. I didnot come to work today to actually work. Everything has been haywire since I first
stepped foot into my office. People asking for stuff that they can do themselves. They got my cholesterol and blood pressure up. All I wanted to do
was come in and sleep, eat, sleep, call a couple of my people to see what is going on later, sleep and post and... sleep. *It doesnt even have to be in that same order*
But noooooooooo... these people around here expect me to work. Since they wanna make me work all this morning Im going to take an extra half an hour for my lunch break and
get my nails done. Take that...NA-NA-NA NAAAAA-NA.

Tyler Perry speaks out in Essence

He is one talented man



Here's what he had to say:
"Hello, hello, hello!

Before I get into this I just want you to know that this one may be a little long. (smile)

These last two weeks I have been on a promotional tour for MARRIED. 9 states, 25 private screenings, several TV and radio appearances; all in about 12 days! And let me tell you--it has taken a toll.

- I have been told that since I'm not in a dress this movie wouldn't work.
- I have been called a racist (among other things) because there are no other races represented in this film (that's not something that I ever think about...I just want to tell a good story).
- I have been lied to, tricked, deceived.

There was one reporter, who I was told was coming from New York to do a favorable piece. She sat in my office and smiled and asked me all kinds of questions. When the article came out it was all out of context and all about how my movies are the worst thing that have ever happened to Black people and that I am doing nothing but modern day step-and-fetch it, and that I'm just trying to get rich. I was shocked and quite upset by the trickery. Not only by her but also the things that were said about this movie in print were so awful. Several Hollywood trades didn't even mention that MARRIED was a contender for number one. They thought that the number one would be George Clooney's movie or Mark Walbrurg's movie.

Now I had never ever read any of this stuff in the past, but for some reason I felt lead to read it this time. The venom and disdain for what I do was apparent. And speaking of venom, what they did to Janet was unacceptable. Janet, who was under no obligation at all to promote this movie, sat with me while I was doing a round of TV interviews. Half way through the three hours of sitting in the same spot she was attacked by a reporter on a Sacramento morning show who only wanted to talk about the Super Bowl incident.

Now, I made it perfectly clear before we went live on the air that I wasn't talking about the Super Bowl or Janet's family. We had less than 5 minuets so I wanted to keep it positive and focus on the movie. But he didn't want to keep it positive. I had to maintain my composure because we were live on the air. I didn't let her speak. I kept jumping in because it was just so unfair to her. I have not seen Justin Timberlake attacked like that. I wasn't going to let them do that to her. Believe me when I tell you--Janet worked so hard on this film. She deserved more respect from this man than that! We both did.

In the midst of all of this I was fighting trying to get more screens because every other movie that opens with a track record like mine have not had to deal with fighting for screens. Most of the movies of my counterparts open on at least 3,000 screens. MARRIED was given 2,000. Needless to say I was exhausted and mentally drained. So, by this time it was last Thursday and I just had no more to give. So, when I started to write that email (about the movie and for you to please check your tickets and so on) all that I could think was, "Tyler don't let these people get you down. As a matter of fact, speak a word of encouragement to the people that have been there for you and let that be that!"

Every time I'm overwhelmed by negative I just have to remember how good God has been to me. And as I was thinking about all of this all I could hear was LIVE YOUR DREAM BOY! LIVE YOUR DREAM!!

I wrote to you about dreams because I was just in a place of realizing that I had done all that I could do and the movie was in God's hands, so I just wanted to encourage somebody. After I sent that email to you I was reading your responses on the message board and, well, you don't know what you did for me. Here I was thinking that I was encouraging you and then you turned around and encouraged me! That's why I thank God for you and your messages.

But little did I know how much more was to come...Jesus!!!

So, now cut to Friday. . .Dear GOD!!!

I decided to go to the movie and just relax. I was trying to buy tickets online so I tried the 7 o'clock show. It was sold out. I then tried the 8. It was sold out. Then the 9. It, too, was sold out! So I thought, "I need to call the theater. Maybe they'll save me a seat since I know some of the folks that are in this movie." (smile)

After the movie started I was brought into the back of the theater, and no sooner than I sat down I realized why I was having such a battle. I then realized why there was such an attack. As I looked at the faces of the people in this theater laughing and crying I got it. I got it! I had a feeling that this movie was special, but I didn't know how special. I could literally see husbands and wives coming together. I could see people letting go of past hurts. And I could feel forgiveness in the air. I enjoyed watching your faces while you watched the movie. Between the tears in my eyes and the watching of your faces I didn't get see much of the movie.

And then I got home and went to the message board and you all confirmed in words all that I was feeling in that theater. So, with all of that said I want to say to you, thank you. Thank you for crowding into those theaters. Thank for dealing with the headaches. Thank you for fighting your way across town. Thank you for showing up. Thank you for the number one movie in America.

You did that and believe me--all of the ones that I mentioned at the top of this email are shaking their heads wondering why their weapons didn't prosper.

Truly Grateful,

Tyler Perry

P.S. I guess Judah will have to find a loving family somewhere else.... :-)"
Source:Essence.com or Tylerperry.com

Damn it Halle we know...ok we know!

This chick cracks me up!!! Every since she found out she was pregnant every picture she takes has to be a side view so you can see her bump...ok Halle we know!!!!

BET Hip Hop Awards Tonight

Hosted by Kat Williams. He is sooooo sexy.
*gags and vomits a little*
That's what I get for lying.

This is one big dude

Laila Ali had a photo shoot for an "Got Milk" add...


Source:People Magazine

*Sighs*

I just read about a woman being arrested for yelling at her toilet. HUH?!?!?!
Okay lets start from the beginning.
A woman from Scranton, Maryland was in her home when she noticed that her upstairs toilet was overflowing. Nothing wrong there. She then went and tried to stop the overflow herself. The toilet-water begin to travel down her stairs and into her kitchen. Realizing this she begin to yell for her daughter while shouting obscenities at the toilet. Like anybody else would have, so there is nothing wrong there. What she didnt realize is that she was near an open window and the neighborhood could hear her potty mouth. But here is where the situation takes a turn for the worst.
Her neighbor, whose is a cop, heard her and supposedly asked her to keep it down. But he didnt help her though. After she kept yelling at her toilet inside of her home her neighbor called the police. She was then arrested for disorderly conduct in which she can face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.
So for all of you swearers out there make sure that you dont do it around a cop(whether on duty or off) and make sure that if you are in the house all windows are closed. Unless you want to go to spend a little 90 day vacation with Big Bertha or Bubba.

Eddie's getting ready to give up the cash

According to Ok! Magazine Mel B and Eddie Murphey are scheduled to have a court date Nov.14th. Eddie...take care of your damn child.

Rumor has it...

That ol' Tiny is knocked up again by T.I...if he knocked her up again he's no longer King of the south!

Im gonna get you sucka

One of my favorite movies came on the other day. It was the edited for tv version but I made it through. It was "Im gonna get you sucka" with Keenan Ivory Williams. I cant remember how long its been since I had a good laugh. *hiccups and sighs*
Remember the part when Keenan went home with that chick and she started taking off her prosthetic leg. Then she took off her wig, popped her fake breasts out, and took her contacts out. She went from a beautiful woman to a Pokemon in a matter of seconds.
Hil-lar-rious.