Saturday, October 13, 2007

Mekhi Phifer and wife have baby shower

I'm so jealous, so I've decided to give Mekhi Phifer the silent treatment...not that he would notice anyway

The happy couple...


This chick got a Range...at a baby shower...no comment

Every since the Ashanti video "Rain on me"...I always saw him as a woman beater.


Ashanti...Nelly's gonna kick you where the sun don't shine!

Ashanti covers King Magazine...


Usher and Taman in Essence

As much as I want to...I'm not going to say anything smart, I will simply say...*cringe* Usher and "his wife" covered Essence magazine *cringe*



Here's part of their interview:
"Heat follows Usher Raymond IV. It’s been like that since 1993, when the former choirboy began his quest for R&B chart domination and ended up a decade and change later a multimillion-record-selling, abs-of-steel-having superstar. And Usher’s reign as the incumbent King of R&B has been pretty much tabloid-free. That is until the summer of 2007 introduced another type of heat and put the 29-year-old singer–actor–entrepreneur through fire of a very different kind. In Hollywood speak, the spark that ignited a tabloid-fueled media blitz was surprisingly innocuous. No drunk driving or alleged illicit substance possession. No racist, homophobic or sexist rants followed by apologies and mandatory stints in rehab. Usher Raymond IV simply fell in love with a woman seven years his senior: his former stylist and current BFF Tameka Foster aka the newly minted Mrs. Raymond.

Usher on how the media and bloggers reacted negatively to the news of his engagement to Tameka Foster:
“It was like, wow. (Getting married) and having a child is something that everyone should celebrate. What’s happened to us as a culture and a people? I’m not ignorant, so I’m not going to go out there and lash out….”

Usher on how he and Tameka have stayed strong:
“Ours is not a typical love story, but it is a true one. Tameka and I have been fortunate enough to go through the thick of it in the beginning. We’ve had that opportunity to huddle up as a team, to make sure that we’re clear and speak as one voice.”

Tameka on when she knew to trust her instincts, instead of her girlfriends, about starting a relationship with her future husband:
“Thank God I didn’t listen to my girlfriends…. Usher was my road dawg. I’d seen him love, and I’d watched him date women who were not worthy of him. He was so sweet, going out of his way to cater to their every need. And I’d see them not even be grateful.”

Usher on what he’s learned about becoming a father:
“Tameka’s given me one of the greatest gifts I’ll ever have. With a child, now I have purpose. I understand love.”

Tameka on falling for her husband:
“I feel totally uninhibited with Usher. I’ve never been in a situation with anyone, even as far back as high school, where there were no secrets. I know I can tell him anything and he’s not going to judge me. I can finally share my dreams. And because of that, I know that man loves me.”"

*cringe...and slowly dies*


Source:Essence.com

Friday, October 12, 2007

Im on a Budget but your Overweight


The Denver Public School District is sending home student health reports to keep parents informed.
One Child was sent home with a red check mark next to the wod "overweight." The parent of the child says that she is outraged.
Not because her child is "big boned" but because the letter was put in the child's backpack and not mailed, nor was it placed in a sealed envelope.
The Denver Public School District Spokesperson Alex Sanchez says that it is cheaper for the district to send these things home with students instead of by mail.

Oh *sighs* that is classic. Save money even if it means breaking the hearts of young children.
What a shame.

Mario's album pushed back

Mario's new Album has been pushed back to Jan. 9th 2007...not that I was going to buy it anyway.

Sleeping on the job...Step your game up


I read this in the newspaper and died laughing. I dont even need to comment on it cause the situation is funny all by itself
This happened in Elkton, Maryland

Here is the newspaper article:
"Maybe this intruder should have had a good night's sleep. Police say an Elkton man returned to his apartment last week to find an intruder napping in his bed.

The accused burglar, Mark William of North East, didn't wake up until police placed handcuffs on him while he was snoozing. Police say the victim came home at 8 a.m. on October 2nd to find William asleep in his bed.

He called police. Authorities say William, who goes by the nickname "Weasel," jammed a chair to the back entrance of the apartment before bedding down. He was charged with burglary, theft and malicious destruction of property.

William also faces drug charges after police found a small package of suspected crack cocaine in his pocket. He's being held in the Cecil County jail on $15,000 bond."abc2news

Finders Keepers


A man in Florida found 100 grand in the wall of a his home. He reported it to the police. The previous resident was a bail bondsman who was stabbed to death 4 years ago

The bail bondsman's ex-wife is staking claim. The police are holding on to the money until the situation is resolved.

If it were me I would not have said nothing about it to no one. But you would have seen a nice cherry black Lincoln Mark LT parked outside my home.

Finally someone who's not a fan of Paris Hilton

I loveeeee Obama's daughter!!!!! This little chick is proud to say that she does not approve of Paris slut-butt Hilton's behavior. While most kids think Paris is kewl...not this little feisty nine year old, according to what was said on the Tyra Banks show! I freakin love it!



Obama on the Tyra*cry baby* Banks show (you know if I was a little older...me and Obama...nevermind)



Her and her Daddy!!!

More Britney Spears news

According to People magazine Britney Spears has been granted overnight visits with her babies...honestly I feel sorry for the chick.


Britney Spears attended a custody hearing Thursday, addressed the judge in a "soft and respectful voice," and finally got some good news: she may now have overnight visits with her sons.

"The pop star, who appeared relaxed in blue jeans and sunglasses as she entered the courtroom – telling reporters, "I'm good, thank you" – emerged 45 minutes later appearing solemn and declining to comment.

But the hearing was a rare victory. The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her one monitored overnight visit a week with Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, a court spokesman said. Lawyers will work on when the new schedule begins.

"Ms. Spears did speak (at the hearing)," says court spokesman Allan Parachini, "and her voice was soft and respectful."

Spears's attorney, Sorrell Trope, tells PEOPLE: "I consider this a very positive sign for my client. I have every expectation that she will comply with all the orders made by the court. I remain absolutely optimistic that she will eventually regain 50-50 custody."

Earlier in the day, another lawyer for Spears asked a judge for overnight privileges, saying the boys are psychologically harmed by being away from their mother.

Calling the current visitation schedule "disruptive" to the children's development, attorney Anne Kiley said the boys are roused from naps and taken from Spears at 3 p.m. on each visit.

Kiley added that Spears's court-mandated monitor is willing to stay overnight to supervise the proposed visits, and suggested that Spears's mother Lynne could also serve as a monitor, since the two had reconciled over the weekend.


Federline Agreed to Overnights
Kevin Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, who before the hearing had strongly objected to any changes to the visitation schedule, said afterward that Spears's ex was satisfied with the new arrangement.

"Kevin has always been willing to jointly parent these children. He felt confident that the conditions (on Spears) satisfied his concerns," said Kaplan. "Kevin agreed that he would allow additional time to be expanded into the order, provided that the kids (were properly) protected."

The judge, Kaplan noted, maintained the monitored supervision and turned down Spears's suggestion of using her mother as a monitor.

Before Spears appeared, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon had tentatively rejected the overnight request, though he had asked both sides to confer privately. Spears then showed up at the courthouse. (Neither side was required to be there. Federline did not attend).

Explaining why Spears had not previously been granted more leeway with visitations, Gordon said Spears "made a conscious choice not to do anything" regarding his extensive Sept. 17 rulings, which called for random drug tests, and parenting classes and coaching.

It was also revealed that Spears has only had one session so far with her court-mandated parenting coach. In addition, the commissioner stated he has not seen any drug test results so far, although Trope previously said she has passed more than one."
Source:People Magazine

Im on E


No, not Ecstasy but my gas tank. Im sick of these gas prices. Im spending about $60 a week on gas alone. This needs to become a tax deduction. Shuuuuucksssss...I used to buy the latest clothes and shoes with money left to spare. But now Im have to roll up my loose change just to buy a $12.99 shirt. Im lying, it aint that bad *yet* Im about to just buy a bicycle and take my chances on
I-95. If something happens to me, tell my mother that I love her.

Mychal Bell... 18 months ...Why?

On a Serious Note:


How much more can this young man take? A judge decided the fight that thrust a teenager into the center of a civil rights controversy violated his probation for a previous conviction and ordered the young man back to jail.
This is just ridiculous.

Why did you get married????


Whose gonna go see Tyler Perry's new movie today?
I want to see it sometime this weekend. But, if I dont I'll just buy the play
that is on DVD.
The plays are actually better in my opinion. *Im leaning more towards the DVD option*

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Yay...Run's House is back!!!!

Next to the hills this is like the only realty show I can stand to watch! Run's House is returning to MTV October 25th at 10pm...be there or be square. Here's a little preview of what's to come:

Source:MTV.com

Lil Wayne's lawyer gets it str8

Well now...please save the baby! Lil Waynes lawyer makes this whole arrest thing seem like a misunderstanding (yeah right). Check this out:


Lol when you got money...anything's possible!
Source:MTV.com

Beyonce gets to get her own cell phone???

This ish just ain't right...next she'll have Beyonce water...somebody stop her!!!

Beyonce and Jay Z dolls?

I'd rather let my kids play with lit fire crackers then this...if I had kids

Tough love


In Portland Maine a 20 year old was arrested for stabbing a 16 year old. The incident happened at a football game for Deering High School Friday night
But in his defense these little kids are huge. They dont make em like they used to.
Sometimes you got to show them tough love.
But on a serious note: Stop the (unnecessary) violence

Halle and her invisible stomach

Halle Berry was on the Today Show showing off her belly...which to me just looks like my belly...and I'm not pregnant! But anyway here's some pics...enjoy.




You heard of Kesh???

This chick's pretty kewl. She's 20 yrs. old, and from London...she designs dope clothes! She's designed for Kanye, Mariah Carey, Lupe Fiasco, and more. But she also design's for us regular folks as well. I lover her style! Came across her myspace page yesterday...thought I'd share it.


Check her out, she's dope:
http://therealkesh.blogspot.com/

You might have seen her in Vogue!

Lindsay Lohan fires mommy dearest!

According to Ok! magazine Lindsay Coke Whore Lohan fires momma Dina as her manager. Read article below


"It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is cleaning house, and she’s doing so by removing the negative influences from her life — starting with her #1 enabler: her mother, Dina!In her first interview after leaving rehab, Lindsay spoke exclusively to OK! to say she was cutting out former party pals like Samantha Ronson and Britney Spears. But sources reveal to OK! that the 21-year-old actress didn't stop there.“Lindsay fired Dina as her manager,” an insider revealed. “She is livid about all this press her mom is doing on this NYC apartment that she’ll never even live in; Dina even gave Access Hollywood a tour of the apartment two nights ago.” “I am doing my best to surround myself with good people who have their hearts and minds in the right places,” Lindsay told OK! “That’s what I plan on doing.” Dina, apparently, is not one of those people. The elder Lohan has long been under fire for taking on the role of party pal as opposed to mother, and picking loser roles for Lindsay as her manager in films like Just My Luck and Herbie: Fully Loaded. That’s right – blink and you missed them. Thus are the results of bad motherly and manger advice.What will become of Dina without Lindsay to fall back on as her bread and butter? Dina recently made Lindsay a sacrificial lamb when she signed a six-episode reality show deal for E! by promising that Lindsay would star alongside her. “No one wants Dina without Lindsay” the source told OK! flatly. “They tolerate her simply to get to Lindsay – the REAL star in the family. When Lindsay found out about the show, she went mad at her mother. She is upset her mom would use her name and sign off on paperwork involving her career without even consulting her. The two haven’t even spoken in weeks except to fight.”As Lindsay weeds out the negativity in her life, one can only hope she’s truly on the path to recovery. As she told OK!, “Everything is different when you have a clear mind and focus on the right things.”Are you listening, Dina?"
Source:ok!-magazine.com

BAAAAAAAAAYYYYY-BEEEEEES


Kimora Lee(Simmons) wants to have another baby. Djimon Hounsou(Boyfriend) has been designated as the sperm provider. The kids will be very...handsome.
*it pains me to say something nice* I'm going to the ER right now.

Britney's album has a new release date

Rumor has it our favorite star has pushed her album release date up to Oct. 30th 2007 instead of Nov.13th...I'll be waiting Britney...I'll be waiting.


Tummy Tuck and Neck lift Anyone?



You...are...old. Let it go. You've had your time to shine. It was a good run. But, you still look like a beast with all the work that you've had done.

Can you imagine?


Brad Miller from the Sacramento Kings has Cornrows(braids). You have gots ta be kiddin me.
Now I know the reason why everybody's getting faded up or growing locs



Prodigy going to jail ?!?!?!?!?



Say it aint so dun-dun. Its probrably for something stupid. First he got rocked in the face by Saigon and his sidekick and now he's going to jail for possibly 3 years. Whaaaaaaaat!!!!!
Somebody tell me this is not true

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Usher's album postponed

Personally I don't care...I stopped caring about Usher after he married that He-She (whom I often refer to as his twin brother). But for those of you who are do care according to the NY Post his album has been postposned due to personal issues allegedly pertaining to Tameka...whatever!




Here's the little article:
"October 10, 2007 -- FOR those who were holding their breath waiting for Usher's new album, it's time to exhale. Industry insiders told Page Six that though the R&B star had been planning to drop a record next month, "it's not happening anymore" due to "issues in his personal life" relating to new wife Ta meka Foster. According to the source, "Usher only listens to Tameka now, and she wants all Usher's focus to be on her and the baby." The couple, who wed in August, are expecting later this year. Bailing on the album may not have been a wise decision on his part, however, especially because other money-making ventures - like the launch of his new fragrances - were scheduled to coincide with the new disc. "The album had been in the works for over a year," the insider dished. "He put it on the back burner when Tameka got pregnant . . . now it looks like it's never going to happen." Usher's reps did not return multiple calls for comment."


Source:NYPost.com

Knock knock! Who's there? Two Anorexia's and a Coke Whore!

This ish cracks me up, accourding to people magazine Amy Wino is pal's with the Olsen anorexia's and supporting there clothing line "The Row"...so funny...so so funny.





source: peoplemagazine.com

This Fool! (Bobby Brown)

Lol this humors me




According to TMZ...ol' Bobby-o was hospitalized...cause he thought he was having a heart attack:
Bobby Brown has been hospitalized in a "heart attack scare," TMZ.com is reporting.

Brown felt some tightening in his chest and tingling in his arm and had his girlfriend/manager, Alicia, take him to the hospital, the site says.

He was staying with his father in Tarzana, Calif., when he felt ill, and was transported to Tarzana Regional Medical Center, TMZ reported.

Source: Foxnews.com

Pam Andersons Wedding

The cake looked tasty!



Not so tasty


Color me Black!

Well apparently black is the new white, check out these well tanned celebs!





Grandma, Im Hungry



A 6 year old boy in BROOMFIELD, Colorado
decided to take a drive to applebees for lunch. He grabbed his grandmothers keys, put his car seat behind the steering wheel, put on his seat belt and proceeded to start the car and back out of the driveway. The only problem was that he ran into a electrical box. No applebees for him.

What gets me is that he didnt want to go to mcdonalds or burger king. Nawwwww...he wanted applebees.

Look is Jenny from the block prego or not!?!

Personally, I'm getting sick of this chick! Either your pregnant...or your not. Why must this be a big secret. Every interview she goes on she dances around the question...so I've decided that she is pregnant. So from this point on she is pregnant in my mind, regardless of what the tabloids say. Damn you J.Lo for getting us all confused! :-)



Craig David anyone???

His new album "Trust Me" is scheduled to hit stores Nov.12th (for anyone who's actually interested)

Take your child to work day gone wrong



A grandmother and her 4 year old grandaughter were detained after being caught stealing from a sears department store in Philadelphia.
They stole $359 worth of merchandise. This is not the first time these two have been caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
They had actually been in the store prior and stolen goods but the security team were afraid to chase the woman because they feared for the 4 year olds well being.
The video survelliance camera shows the grandmother standing over top of the little girl while she goes in between the clothes rack and places the merchandise in her doll-baby stroller. The little girl obviously has some experince to be so young.

Sometimes you shouldnt interfere



In Norcross, Georgia a father of 33 years of age left his daughter of 14 years of age on the 2nd floor balcony of his apartment over the weekend as a punishment because he had been having problems with her behavior.
He was charged with first-degree cruelty to children and reckless conduct. And was taken to Gwinnett County Detention Center.
Its interesting how the neighbors said that they saw the girl on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday on the balcony but the father is the only one being charged. If they were so concerned about her welfare then why didnt they contact the rental office or the police when they first saw her?

MIddle School kids in Idaho are Dangerous



Three middle school kids at Fruitland Middle School in Idaho wrote a hit list entitled "People Need to Die" followed by a list of
about 35 names. But get this: They were put on suspension for THREE days after being interviewed. And the parents of the children whose names were on the list have been notified that they are "completely" safe.
What?!?!? I dont think so. Didnt yall see what happened in Columbine and Virginia Tech?
Oh, uh-uh. A three day suspension is not enough. They need counseling, a good ol fashion butt whuppin, and to be taken to an adult facility to see what jail is really like.

Because I got High

In Boyd County, Kentucky an ambulance driver faces drug charges. He can face up to a maximum penalty of $500 and 30 days in jail. While transporting a patient to an area nursing home his co-worker became supspicious of his actions and when he got back to base there was a random drug test performed and he failed with flying colors


That's right drug charges. So now if I am being transfered in an ambulance I will have to fight to remain conscience so that I can ask the driver a few pertinent questions. Like: Where were you August 15th 1979? Whose your daddy? You got $20 dollars I can borrow (have) ? How many fingers am I holding up (without holding any fingers up)? How much does a dime bag cost now?
You know, pertinent questions like that .

Coors and Miller Unite


Coors and Miller unite in order to better compete against market-leader Anheuser-Busch, brewer of brands like Budweiser, Michelob and Bud Light,


I personally dont drink beer so this really has no affect on me.
Now if Smirnoff, or any other Spirit company, and the Kool-Aid company mergered then I would be all over that.
Cause you cant go wrong with a little bit of KOOL-AID!!!!!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Akron high school in Ohio has no bleachers

OOOOOKAAAAYYY ... how in the world do you just steal bleachers and no one sees anything?
In April of 2007 banisters were stolen from Akron high school.
Then bleachers from the right side of the school's baseball field were stolen on July 30th 2007. Then the thieves came back
last night and stole the rest of them. Huh?!?!? The school cant afford a decent security system but they can afford $10,000 worth of bleachers?
So this is a heads up for the police: If they come every 3 months, come back in January 2008 and keep watch.

Montel Williams Ties the knot (Statutory Rape)

According to People's magazine Montel ties the knot to his 36 year old girlfriend in the Bermuda


You can read the article here:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20151051,00.html

Alicia Keys graces the cover of Ebony magazine

Alicia...sweet sweet Alicia! She looks marvelous on the cover of Ebony Magazine. Check this out, as well as the pictures:



And here's a peice of the interview:
When she first stepped on the scene, Alicia Keys says she looked “rough around the edges.” But now that’s all changed. Gracing the November issue in a seductive, strawberry- red gown suspended in mid-air, Keys talks about her six-year, secret love, and how she overcame depression. The soul sensation says she is back stronger than ever with a newfound confidence as she releases her latest CD, As I Am. Alicia shares with EBONY who she is, and reveals to her fans where she is going.
For almost six years, Alicia accepted nearly every offer that came her way -- performances, appearances, trips, interviews, meetings, award shows, you name it. She showed up, on time, always with a smile on her face. And she delivered her unique brand of entertainment brilliantly, again and again and again.
"My life got so crazy very quickly," the nine-time Grammy winner acknowledges, "and I didn't know when it was safe for that wall to be down. It became a bit like a mask I was wearing. I took that mask off this year and realized how instrumental that was for me, that I could have balance between it all." (Page 68)







Souce:Ebony.com

Did anyone see I love Newyork 2 yesterday??

First of all everything NewYork said sounded scripted! But anyways Sister Patterson was so rude to "Midget-Mac"...

Be careful who you Procreate With






Bootz and Shay must be friends again

Or they just put their pride aside and did this video together for the money! Anyways here they are in Fabulous's new video "Hoochies don't go"...sorry "Baby Don't Go:

Drugs Aint For Everbody

Be careful who you produce with



Leeeeeeeet the sunshine...leeetttt the sunshine in... the sun shine iiiiiinnnnnn.



I brush my teeth once a year just like everbody else.