Saturday, October 6, 2007

Kimora Lee Simmons kids are following in mamma's footsteps

These little feisty brats are working the runway for the spring 2008 collection! Ming and Aoki Simmons, are definantly following in mamma's footsteps...but there cute though! Here's some pics...enjoy my precious babies






Deelishis...ummm????

Deelishis can sing...yes this is true, but when it comes to making videos I don't know. But whatever...for those of you who haven't seen this video yet, here is Ms. New Booty's video. Anywhere here's here new video "Rumpshaker"...

Jay Z and Pharrell's new song "Blue Magic"...


So they've got this new song out and video I figured for those of you who haven't heard it...I'd post this for you. Enjoy my precious babies!

Friday, October 5, 2007

Video Vixen #2

Looks like our precious Ray-Gay is following in his idol's foot steps (Karrine Steffan's), and writing a tell all sex book called "Sex Machine". He's wack...period.


9x6=4




“Illinois elementary school achievement exams are some of the easiest in the nation to pass, especially when it comes to math, according to a national report released Wednesday. The study of 26 state tests showed Illinois sets the second-lowest passing bar on its grade school math tests, higher only than Colorado. The state's 8th-grade math exam is the least challenging, the study revealed.” Chicago tribune

If the children are our future then we’re gonna have some problems .

What's coming up...

I Love Newyork:Season 2!!!! Oct.8th on VH1 (Now I know yall hating on newyork, but I bet every last one of yall going to watch the show)


Alicia Keys new Album "As I Am" comes out Nov.13th (Not really looking forward to this)




Salt and Peppa reunite on VH1 Oct. 15th! (Can't wait to see this one)







Kirk Franklin's reality show










One ugly cat and Dick Tracey go head to head


Tracey Morgan to host hip hop honors on VH1 October 8th at 10 p.m.
Kat Williams to host hip hop awards on BET October 17th at 8 p.m.
I will be comparing the two to see whose best.

Anyone like Mary J's new song!?!

She's trying to make another comeback!


Her new song "Just Fine"...as well as her new album "Growing Pains" is suppose to be in stores Nov.27th 2007! Anyway, you can listen to the song here:

WTF is up with the cops in Chicago???


I just happen to come across this article...and wow cop of the year get's busted for stealing DVD's. Lawd...this just cracks me up!


source:chicagotribune.com

Cat-tastrophe



In Howard County, Maryland
"an 80-year-old woman who hoarded more than 75 cats in her Columbia town house must pay Howard County Animal Control more than $10,000 in restitution and is barred from owning pets ever again. Court documents show that authorities found 58 live cats and 17 dead ones, some infested with maggots, inside Ayten Icgoren's town home. Neighbors testified that the house still reeks of urine. In her plea, Icgoren said her neighbors were liars who never saw the inside of her home." wbal.com

I died when I read "neighbors testified that the house still reeks of urine. In her plea, Icgoren said her neighbors were liars who never saw the inside of her home." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... *sighs* I love old people because they make me laugh.

15 KARATS SHOT THROUGH A CANNON

THIS



+ (PLUS) THIS


=(EQUALS)


In May Nick publicly proposed to Selita in Times Square on a giant TV screen that read "Selita will you marry me?" with a 15-carat diamond ring . But all that went down the tubes when they broke up. "Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each other and remain the best of friends," Ebanks' publicist, Melissa Raubvogel, said.

I hope she didn't give the ring back cause I wouldn't have. " Best of friends"...womp womp

Keyshia Cole has a nasty attitude yall!

She might lose some fans over this one...




Apparently Ms. Cole has a slight attitude problem...but you can be the judge. Here's her on an interview with 92Q jams....


source:92qjams.com

No Tamborine?!?!?!...Say it aint so



Eve told Billboard.com in June “I wrote this album after a breakup. So it’s very ‘Look who’s single’ and flirty. I wanted to make a happy, good summer album that you can play when you’re getting ready for the club.” Her album was pushed back to October 16th but the release is now set for sometime in 2008.

Well I guess it will just have to be summer 2008 because summer 2007 is over boo-boo.
*Yo yo yo...Yawww..yo yo yo...yaw* sorry but that is the only part I remember to her second single.

Diddy and his babies!

The proud parents...


Look at Lil Kim...poor thing. She's only invited out of pity.





Diddy, Kim (professional baby's mamma), and the babies at his white party







I have Worms

cnn
"A man says he found maggots in a package of peanut clusters he bought at a discount store." cnn

And of course everyone is placing the blame on each other. The store is saying that it is the maker of the candy fault. The maker of the candy is saying that its the stores fault. The man said that he was getting ready to eat it when he saw something moving.

I would personally sue everybody...the store, the maker of the candy, the cashier, the person who was in front of and behind me in the line, the dog, the cat, the bad child who i wanted to lay hands on because his mother wouldn't, the store next door...everybody.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

For those of you who care...Beyonce #2 did an interview with Essence she's a divorcee







Here's the interview...



source:essence.com

Amputee man gets his leg back!

This probably shouldn't be funny but...



This is a pic of the barbecue the mans leg was found in. Anyway read the story!!! Hilarious! I found it on CNN
"Authorities To Return Amputated Leg To South Carolina Man
POSTED: 5:32 pm EDT October 3, 2007
UPDATED: 11:33 am EDT October 4, 2007

MAIDEN, N.C. -- Authorities say a South Carolina man who mistakenly lost his amputated leg when it was sold in a barbecue smoker at a public auction will get the appendage back.
John Wood had been battling to regain custody of the leg from Shannon Whisnant. Whisnant found the leg in a barbecue smoker he purchased at an auction of Wood's belongings last week.
Whisnant first turned the leg over to police but later claimed ownership of it, saying he wanted to charge admission for people to see it.
Wood's leg was amputated three years ago after an airplane crash. He had been keeping the leg so it could be cremated with him when he dies.
Capt. Tracy Ledford of the Maiden Police Department says Wood, of Simpsonville, S.C., has arranged to pick up the leg.
source:cnn.com"

I knew Chaka liked em young... and gay

City Gym Boys

Get it Chaka...Get it Chaka...Get it Chaka....Get Get Get Get Get...Get it

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Muscles Man

Where were you when...

Who Is Jill Scott? Words and Sounds, Vol. 1

When Jill Scott's first album came out? (For you younger folks-- cd)

As soon as I got it I was hooked. I ignored everyone because my headphones were constantly on. I went through two relationships because they claimed that I wasnt listening to them.
Him: "What movie do you wanna see?"
Me: *with my headphones on* "Sure, we can go to the flea market but afterwards lets go to the movies."

I dont see how he can claim that I dont listen.


When everyone was doing the "tootsie roll?"

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When everyone was rocking cross colors clothing?

Because I couldnt afford cross colors I got my mother to buy me a pair of purple cross color pants and I would go in my brothers room and steal his cross color shirts....I would switch the shirts up but stay with the same purple pants. On Monday only the left pant leg would be up. On Tuesday only the right pant leg would be up. On Wednesday both pant legs would be rolled up. On Thursday both pant legs would be down. On Friday I would put colorful bandaids on the back pockets. On the weekend there was no school... so she rest.


When New Edition broke up... the first time?

WTF Kanye???

Aside from Kanye being arrogant...I just recently found out he's clinically dumb as well

Anyways check this out...he was on Wendy Williams show
source:bestweekever.tv

This Hoe's still writing books...

Here it is...


Well she's still writing...her new book should be called "Tales from a Hoe" (sorry...that was a cheap shot)



Usher and Hot 97's Miss Jones have a cat Fight!

Usher and his twin brother!!!

He was supposed to be on Hot 97 to promote his new fragrance...but it turned ugly!!!

Its Just Gotta Be...Be..Be...

'The Jazzy Pha/The Dream

Me at work: "He has got to be the father."

Maury: "You arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....."

Me at work: "Come on" *phones ringing in the background, people at my desk asking me questions, while I gently ignore them*

Maury:"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Me at wok: *ringgggg...ringgggg* *mamm can you please...* (I put up my index finger up to tell the lady one moment without taking my attention off the screen and I pick up the phone and place it on my desk)

Maury: "not the father"

Me at work: "WHAAAAAT?!!?!? You have got to be kidding me"

I am now searching for employment in customer service. I am a hard worker who is very focused and professional. If you know of any openings let me know.

Poor Brittey-Brit...she got got! Lost custody






Aww...and she really considered herself to be a good mother











Not only does love not live here anymore...but apparently the kids don't either! So sad...too bad!




Must be the season to get knocked up! Baby Boom!

Not so stunning...can't wait to see how this baby looks!
Garcelle Beauvais
Oh Halle...




Oh Halle...sweet sweet Halle! Finally somebody knocked this chick up! Her dreams came true...








J.Lo's new album...Womp Womp


You can listen to her new album here...
http://www.mtv.com/music/the_leak/jennifer_lopez/brave/
source:MTV.com