Why do I always have to fart when Im around alot of people? I mean dag. While I was in the house I was alright but as soon as someone comes around my stomach does a little happy dance. And you know when somebody needs to fart 'cause they get real quiet and a vain pops up on their forehead from them clenching their butt cheeks so tight.
Why is it that the slowest driver wants to drive in the fast lane? And dont give me that crap about the speed limit being the same for every lane.
Im going to let you in on a little secret about why the dentist wears a mask when cleaning your teeth. I thought it was to protect them from flying food particles or maybe even to protect them from smelling your bad breath. No that's not it. I wanted to ask my dentist a question about what I could use to keep my breath smelling fresh throughout the day. So he removes the mask and begins to speak and I smell burnt balogna and garlic. Now how in the heck am I supposed to listen to what he says and his breath is raaaaaaannnnnkkk to the nth power?
Why do old people feel that they can jump in front of you in line and think that its okay?
Why do little kids wake up so dag on early in the morning? I had to tell my nephew that Auntie gets up no earlier than noon on Saturdays so I dont want to hear nothing about "breakfast time."
Ooopppsss...Boss is coming...gotta go.
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All lanes have the do have same speed limit...lol
All I ask is that you stay out of the far left lane...slower cars stay to the right...thanks...:-)
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